Woman to become princess or something

Prince Harry has officially popped the question to American actress, Meghan Markle. Ms. Markle known from the TV show Suits and the game show Deal or No Deal will then some time in the future, presumably, become a princess. I guess.

All of Great Britain is abuzz as Ms. Markle, who used to open boxes for a living on TV, will be bestowed a royal crown and grant her powers that no one is 100 percent on. “We all love her, I think she is going to make a fabulous princess, isn't it?” says former neighbor Diane Winston.

Sir David Boyle, an expert on British royals, has written several books, and devoted his life to the subject. “Diana technically wasn’t a princess, since she didn’t come from the same bloodline, yet everyone referred to her as Princess Diana. But then, she divorced Charles and kept the Princess title, I think. That being said, I assume Ms. Markle will probably be called Princess Meghan. But then again, who knows? It seems that once you enter the royal sphere, you are forever bound to its demands. Sadly, Ms. Markle will give up her acting career to visit sick kids in hospitals, cut ribbons, and I guess wear a crown. No more freedom. 

Sir Boyle elaborated: “And who’s paying for these appearances? Me and every other Brit! We’re buying her shoes, and royal gowns for the balls that we are also paying for by the way." With sweat dripping from his brow, Sir Boyle went on. “This whole system is based on some archaic notion of ‘divine right’, where a monarch is subject to no earthly authority. Oh my god, I can't believe I wasted my life on this crap! 57 years out the window! What have I done, what have I done!?” Said a sobbing, hysterical Boyle. It was right after this self-realization that he was taken away by the Queen’s guards, and never heard from again.

Hopefully history doesn't repeat itself, poor royalties.

Meghan Markle Best Fashion Moments

 Markle wore a black  Stella McCartney coat , trousers by the Welsh fashion house  Hiut Denim  and a  DeMellier 'Mini Venice' bag  for her first royal visit to Cardiff. 

Markle wore a black Stella McCartney coat, trousers by the Welsh fashion house Hiut Denim and a DeMellier 'Mini Venice' bag for her first royal visit to Cardiff. 

 Markle wore a Philip Treacy felt hat, a Sentaler wide-collar camel coat and a burgundy  'Tay' velvet dress  from Canadian clothes brand Club Monaco for Christmas lunch and a church service in Sandringham. 

Markle wore a Philip Treacy felt hat, a Sentaler wide-collar camel coat and a burgundy 'Tay' velvet dress from Canadian clothes brand Club Monaco for Christmas lunch and a church service in Sandringham. 

 Meghan attended her first public appearance with Prince Harry in Nottingham wearing an all-British/American fashion ensemble comprising of a double-breasted Mackage navy coat, Joseph skirt and carried a burgundy and navy blue Strathberry handbag. 

Meghan attended her first public appearance with Prince Harry in Nottingham wearing an all-British/American fashion ensemble comprising of a double-breasted Mackage navy coat, Joseph skirt and carried a burgundy and navy blue Strathberry handbag. 

 Meghan Markle wore a burgundy pleated dress and matching leather jacket over her shoulders for the opening night of the Invictus Games in Toronto, Canada, September 2017

Meghan Markle wore a burgundy pleated dress and matching leather jacket over her shoulders for the opening night of the Invictus Games in Toronto, Canada, September 2017

 Meghan Markle went to the Luminato Big Bang Bash in June 2016, wearing this strapless black draped dress.

Meghan Markle went to the Luminato Big Bang Bash in June 2016, wearing this strapless black draped dress.

 On her way to the Today Show, March 2016 wearing a blue jacket and pair of shorts with fushia margarita handbag, and silver pumps

On her way to the Today Show, March 2016 wearing a blue jacket and pair of shorts with fushia margarita handbag, and silver pumps

 Meghan Markle wore this brocade Dolce and Gabbana dress to attend ELLE's 6th Annual Women In Television Dinnerin January 2016

Meghan Markle wore this brocade Dolce and Gabbana dress to attend ELLE's 6th Annual Women In Television Dinnerin January 2016

 This metallic mini is by one of Meghan's favorite designers Misha Nonoo  for the 12th annual CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund Awards in November 2015.

This metallic mini is by one of Meghan's favorite designers Misha Nonoo  for the 12th annual CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund Awards in November 2015.

 Meghan Markle attends the Misha Nonoo fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2015 

Meghan Markle attends the Misha Nonoo fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2015 

 Meghan Markle at the Lincoln Center, February 2014 wearing this white dress and embellished leather jacket.

Meghan Markle at the Lincoln Center, February 2014 wearing this white dress and embellished leather jacket.

 At the London Global Gift Gala at ME Hotel, November 2013 wearing a black asymmetrical dress, nude pumps and gold clutch

At the London Global Gift Gala at ME Hotel, November 2013 wearing a black asymmetrical dress, nude pumps and gold clutch

 Meghan Markle arrives at GQ Men Of The Year Party at Chateau Marmont, November 2012

Meghan Markle arrives at GQ Men Of The Year Party at Chateau Marmont, November 2012

 NBC Universal Press Tour, 2011

NBC Universal Press Tour, 2011

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